Meet Johnny Right.He is a recurring character in skits at youth group. He was created to be the scuzzy extreme for the annual sex and dating talk, but became a well-loved recurring youth group character. He gives the boys all the wrong advice on dating and girls and gives the girls a glimpse of the type of guy NOT to date. He's got the 70's groove on, all he's missing is the sideburns.
“The best things in life are silly”
Scott Adams
"You can't be wrong if you're Right".
Johnny Right
Top 10 reasons why you should date - according to Johnny Right
10) When you date one girl, other girls think you must be cool and they’ll want to date you too.
9) God gave different days different names. You should probably have a girl with a different name for every day of the week.
8) Everyone likes ticking their parents off. Dating gives you a chance to tick other kids’ parents off too.
7) One is the loneliest number. It's a good thing I'm a 10.
6) If you pretend to treat them nice girls will buy you presents.
5) The best kind of candy? Arm candy.
4) If your car runs out of gas you need someone to push the car.
3) It makes you look cool to your friends
2) Unless you’re me, dancing alone looks dumb
1) Girls look better when they’re on my arm
10) When you date one girl, other girls think you must be cool and they’ll want to date you too.
9) God gave different days different names. You should probably have a girl with a different name for every day of the week.
8) Everyone likes ticking their parents off. Dating gives you a chance to tick other kids’ parents off too.
7) One is the loneliest number. It's a good thing I'm a 10.
6) If you pretend to treat them nice girls will buy you presents.
5) The best kind of candy? Arm candy.
4) If your car runs out of gas you need someone to push the car.
3) It makes you look cool to your friends
2) Unless you’re me, dancing alone looks dumb
1) Girls look better when they’re on my arm
5 comments:
That is just too funny... scary, but funny. *G*
OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....My daughter learns all that at youth group?
Pretty hilarious! I will have to ask Pastor Briam is we have a Johnny Right at our Youth events...lol!
What a great get-up...I agree, sideburns would make it so real!
That is great! I love the candy comment. Too funny.
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